Sunday, October 30, 2005
Talk about an anti-Climax!! Should have known better. One thing about XiaXue is she is able to get the Straits Times to allocate precious space to write about her....wonder how she does that?!
There is so much PAP accomplishments and stories of happy Singaporeans to write about, why did they give her a full page on the toilet issue - they could have used the space for $50,000 shopping advertisements. But the media loves XiaXue - she is the model Singaporean. When so many Singaporeans are jobless. some homless and in financial distress - the bigget issue for her is the use of handicap toilets - her indifference training is really superb....reflects well on our education system.
Back to the issue of handicap toilets, if you are urgent and feel the stuff coming out and the normal toilets are all full. What do you do? The answer is obvious - the handicap toilets are used like 15 minutes per day.....the rest of time it is idle. Between shitting in your pants and doing a quick one in the handicap toilet that nobody uses - it is common sense what to do next!!!
Of course you will be an even better Singaporean if you can hold the shit it until its your turn to something that is the equivalent of waiting for for your turn at the polyclinic when you're suffering stomach cramps.
I notice the queues outside women's toilets are always longer then men's. Maybe women have greater tendency to use handicap toilets - due to practical reasons.
Posting Time 8:21 AM
Posted by Lucky Tan