Sunday, October 30, 2005

XiaXue : Its all about TOILETS!!


Talk about an anti-Climax!! Should have known better. One thing about XiaXue is she is able to get the Straits Times to allocate precious space to write about her....wonder how she does that?!

There is so much PAP accomplishments and stories of happy Singaporeans to write about, why did they give her a full page on the toilet issue - they could have used the space for $50,000 shopping advertisements. But the media loves XiaXue - she is the model Singaporean. When so many Singaporeans are jobless. some homless and in financial distress - the bigget issue for her is the use of handicap toilets - her indifference training is really superb....reflects well on our education system.

Back to the issue of handicap toilets, if you are urgent and feel the stuff coming out and the normal toilets are all full. What do you do? The answer is obvious - the handicap toilets are used like 15 minutes per day.....the rest of time it is idle. Between shitting in your pants and doing a quick one in the handicap toilet that nobody uses - it is common sense what to do next!!!
Of course you will be an even better Singaporean if you can hold the shit it until its your turn to something that is the equivalent of waiting for for your turn at the polyclinic when you're suffering stomach cramps.

I notice the queues outside women's toilets are always longer then men's. Maybe women have greater tendency to use handicap toilets - due to practical reasons.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lets just have unisex toilets to shorten all queues!!

Anonymous said...

Singapore is so peaceful and perfect there's not much local news to report on.

Anonymous said...

All she's capable of is to stir shit!

Anonymous said...

she's juz full of crap.....

Minority Man said...

I agree with the 1st anonymous comment. More unisex toilets would result in queues as short as XiaXUe.

Anonymous said...

LoL

Anonymous said...

Ya, she is full of crap! A bimbo and a CT as well.

Walter said...

She thinks she is beautiful! Look at her make-up, she reminds me of those 'popular' singers during Phor Thor (Ghost Festival).... She should smile too much to expose her gums.... Yikes. By the way what's CT? Cock Teaser right?

Anonymous said...

simply, readers want to read her so the papers publish.

cheer up, it's bad news - although she'll be happy with the extra publicity.