Friday, July 07, 2006

Mr. Brown SILENCED!!! Part 2

"all these issues distort the truth. They are polemics dressed up as analysis, blaming the Government for all that he is unhappy with. He offers no alternatives or solutions. His piece is calculated to encourage cynicism and despondency", K Bhavini Press Secretary

How dare he express unhappiness with the govt?! How does he justify his unhappiness?! Did he compare himself with people of other countries such as Ethiopia?!

Imagine the tremendous amount of work that our elites and super-elites put in to introduce policies that work in the interest of all Singaporeans and here comes a lay person like Mr. Brown with no masters degree from Harvard and ordinary credentials pouring cold water on everything. Like what the honorable press secretary Bhavani said, "blaming the Government for all that he is unhappy with. He offers no alternatives or solutions.". One might think that as a citizen we can demand that the govt provide the solutions and alternatives ....but they (ministers) are only paid $1M per year, what do you expect from them....Miracles?

Of course bus fares have to go up. Utilities bills have to go up. There is simply no choice because the cost of oil has gone up. Of course, some of you cynics will say that they can make less profits instead - blasphemous blasphemous - how dare you suggest that our GLCs absorb the cost increases at the expense of profit margins. It is for your own good that prices go up to preserve the health of our GLCs that form a dominant part of our economy. You don't expect Comfort to hold fares while many vehicles lay idle and don't make money. you?

Mr. Brown engages in an dangerous and unproductive activity of pointing out what cannot be changed in Singapore. I hope that more is done to prevent such people from emerging from our society. I'm hoping for actions against Gayle Goh - I don't see why a 17 yr old should be exempted from harsh actions when Martyn See was police investigated for making dangerous films. Our society needs to be protected from harm and our citizens need to be assured that their happiness is preserved. Lets all act against forces that threaten our way of life.


Anonymous said...


Timothy said...

I am shocked with the stupidlity of some people

And i am refering to you anonymous 11.17pm

you are the real M O R O N

Swift said...

Why do you have to keep explaining to other people that this blog is satirical? If they can't tell, then so be it. Making it so obvious is really spoiling the beauty of it all.

Capt_Canuck said...

Swift??? as in Johnathon Swift of the Modest Proposal??? love your satirical work....

anyways, I was surprised by reading some of the responses to his article stating that 'unless there is constructive criticism or help, he should keep quiet' (of course, that was paraphrased but the idea was there). I remember in the article Mr Brown wrote he did give some suggestions as to how to pay for certain things. The upgraded lifts with the microchip in peoples foreheads. That was an idea that he threw out to the almighty PAP but the big wigs seem to throw it back. So, what about them giving some constructive criticism? So instead of saying "I am sorry, those ideas are great but not workable because...." they turn around and suspend his whole column because of it?

Or maybe he got suspended because the PAP were on their way to doing just that (with the microchips) but now that Mr Brown has made it obviously a farce and something to laugh at, when the great PAP unviels their plan people are going to see it as the joke Mr Brown says it is and not the great advancement to human life in Singapore that the PAP would write it up as...

"The greatest trick the devil ever did, was to convince the world that he did not exist"
- Keyzer Sosie -

missy-j said...

Lucky Tan,

If the taxi fare does not increase, how is the taxi driver going to earn more income ?

If the bus fare does not increase, how is the bus driver going to improve his lot ?

So what is the GAHMEN trying to do ?

Be a bus driver, be a taxi driver have bright future !

Anonymous said...

yes please leave all the thinking to foreign talents. singaporeans should all go drive taxis

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